02 should be a boss in the new Smash Bros.

youcanfuckingbiteme:

Playing a Bethesda game like

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slugboxcreatureart:

[Butts’] Cayla.
Giant tail glasses monster girls please and thank. [Uncropped Ver]

slugboxcreatureart:

[Butts’] Cayla.

Giant tail glasses monster girls please and thank. [Uncropped Ver]

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mychippedbutt:

grinningmoonlight:

indigosignora:

I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD AT A AUDIO POST JOKE

NOT EVEN ON MY OWN JOKES

OH MY GOD

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cellarspider:

lyricalred:

whiskyrunner:

Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

"Kirby is a happy game for kids"

A Message For Everyone

sailorfailures:

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Regardless of what your opinion is of the “Sailor Says” segment of the Dub, this is a sweet, relevant, well-worded and important message that more people should hear.

Bedtime